Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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