he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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