Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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