After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
no. you can't hotbox the world.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
