..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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