i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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