I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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