So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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