I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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