I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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