# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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