I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
