Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
