So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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