After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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