I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
its liver damage thursday
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