the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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