Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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