I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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