I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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