you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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