Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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