it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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