Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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