He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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