You made me cry and you don't even care
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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