my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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