I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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