Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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