really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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