in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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