Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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