blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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