I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I've blown a few things in my day
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
