he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I party with great urgency now.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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