You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
