Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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