How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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