Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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