my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
where are my eyebrows?
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