He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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