why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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