we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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