MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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