But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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