Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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