you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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