I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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