break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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