I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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