I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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