He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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